[Wolf has just finished following up a lead at a sandwich shop]. The Woodsman . [cuts back to the interview] We've got our bandit. Chief Grizzly: All right, uh, what have we got? Wolf: Come on, that's what they said at the Alamo! Nicky Flippers: That so? [Cuts to Flippers on the dance floor at a disco club in a flashy white suit. Then my granny jumped out of the closet. The tale Little Red Riding Hood is said to originate from the eighteenth to the nineteenth century in Europe. 'Cause that's what's for lunch. Twitchy: [to The Wolf] I called you on my beeper. Those things have gotta be calibrated. But I had never gotten one! Together, they defeated the evil plans of a vey bad little bunny, and came to work for me. The Wolf: ... which is very hard to read. [Red hears the sound of glass being shattered and flinches] Uh-oh. She's working for the old lady. Home > Hoodwinked Too! Hoodwink definition is - to deceive by false appearance : dupe. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. We've gotta find out who she's working for. I'll get you and you little granny too! She's like lalalalalalalalalala-. I could use some fresh talent like you. 24 images of the Hoodwinked! Wolf: Well the bright side is at least I finally dried off. Yeah baby! Woodpecker: Watchya readin', Red? [Wolf and Twitchy arrive at Granny's cottage], Wolf: [knocks on door] Hello! The Wolf: [voiceover] I was starting to have my suspicions. [opens the door; from left to right we see Wolf, Kirk, Granny, and Red sitting in chairs, handcuffed, around a smashed table as police radio chatter continues]. With Hayden Panettiere, Glenn Close, Patrick Warburton, Joan Cusack. Though known as âBig Bad Wolfâ, he is neither, neither so big and neither so bad as it would seem at first sight. You're a big fellow. Not to mention he wrote the directions on an Easter Egg... [holds up a brightly colored Easter Egg with illegible handwriting and a tiny map scribbled on the side] ...which is very hard to read. Is there some kind of shim dig, 'cause I'm great at parties! "Hoodwinked! [While Red is riding her bike, Boingo spots her]. Did you see where she went? Wolf (flashback): Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting?! Hoodwinked Quotes... it is not men that most women worry about when they rise to the defense of the status quo. In Hoodwinked!, Wolf is first seen in bed disguised as Granny. The Wolf: Question: who does she move the goodies for? Det. [As he scratches his chin and ponders, Twitchy falls from the sky and lands on a tree stump next to him, causing him to jump] Ah! Are you still running the cable car? You taking the goodies to someone in particular? [The hummingbirds return Red's cloak to her]. Directed by Cory Edwards, Todd Edwards, Tony Leech. I'm about to crack a story about the 3 pigs running a home improvement scam. Grandma's had a little work done. Flippers: [nods] Hmm, yes, right. Twitchy: I got up early and I got the gear. [He aims his radar gun back at the cable car's cabin and continues walking, eventually picking up voices]. [Three pig cops Bruce, Timmy, and Tommy were standing around a wicker basket turn to him]. Woodpecker: I'm just a woodpecker. He starts taking pictures of her up until she crashes through his branch, hits several more branches, and lands on the ground], Wolf: [deadpan, into tape recorder] Ouch. Wolf: [pulls down the mask] Oh, oh, yeah, sure thing. film. https://www.quotes.net/movies/hoodwinked!_quotes_13464. Twitchy: I wanna do an expose' sometime; a gallery show. Red: You might as well confess! [Red steps closer, warily], Wolf: Oh, this and that. [scratches his right ear against his head with a very forced grimace]. [The Wolf throws him in a side closet, where Granny is bound and gagged]. It was the wolf. What do I have to do, get a restraining order?! That's funny. You gotta go wide! [Boingo hops over towards her end of the cabin]. Boingo: I guess running the cable car's not so bad. [cue the sound of a small girl screaming] But there's more to every tale than meets the eye. Right! Hoodwinked is a CG animated movie released in 2006 that parodies the Little Red Riding Hood fairy tale. Nobody sees, nobody knows! Wolf: And then that lemonade goes bitter, and ferments, and turns to pig-swill. Boingo is first seen hitching a ride with Red on her bicycle. Let me have a look. [spin-kicks Wolf, causing him to fall on his back, then takes off]. Dididididodadidididoooo... [Red gives an exasperated glare to the camera], [Red calls Granny from Japeth's telephone], Red: It's Red. The Wolf: I knew it! [eyes the four detainees] Now of course, I see I was right. The sticks hit the track and explode, and Wolf pulls the emergency brake, bringing the cart to a stop at the bottom. Red screams and she runs away. [At that precise moment, Wolf's tail gets caught in the camera and he screams in pain. Greg Stiltsken. A big box! Ooo, look at that - come with a 500 millimeter lens. No! Mr. Wolf, may I call you Wolf? You get lemons, you make lemonade. Det. Red: Well, like any other day: I was making deliveries to my granny's goodie shop. Wolf: You can call me Sheila. [The book flips open to a popup map. [Stork strikes his hand with his baton] Hey! I was raised by wolves. She hears music], [She sees a mine shack across the meadow and runs towards it; Japeth is rocking on his horns as Red walks up the hill to the front porch]. [Red looks in disbelief as Japeth flies past her, holding his banjo and wearing antlers with rotors on the ends], Japeth: I was prepared! Red Riding Hood, her granny, the not so Big Bad Wolf and an over-caffeinated squirrel called Twitchy. Wolf: [to Twitchy, incredulous] You hear that? Twitchy: She's coming! Sorry. Twitchy: [speaking very quickly] Hey boss, I called the taped-I beeped you on your beeper. Stork: [on walkie-talkie, disappointed] Sarcasm. You got the camera? Flippers: So this Wolf, he was dressed as your grandmother? Red: HI-YAH! [Falls and screams into the freezing water below], Wolf: [floating away, and noticing Red standing on the cliff above him] You can't hold onto those recipes forever! - Nicky Flippers: You'd be under cover, on impossible missions, to far away places. Wolf: But, you, that's not... [Kirk bursts through the window, holding an axe] Whoa! The Wolf: Well the bright side is at least I finally dried off. Red: Your mouth doesn't move when you talk. Kisses. I'm just a tired old lady. [Twitchy lights one, and holds up.... a stick of dynamite with a sparking fuse] Wow that's nice and bright. [Twitchy takes off and bounces all over the place], The Wolf: You know, I'm front page material now. Nicky Flippers: I see you all got my message. The camera zooms in, flies through the trees, and comes to rest on the front door of a cottage in a meadow] [A figure opens the front door] Red Puckett: Granny? [Red looks up and, to her shock, sees Granny in the clouds above her], [Red unfastens her cloak, which turns into a parachute as the cart plummets to Earth. Twitchy: [Wolf gives Twitchy a cup of coffee] Caffeine! Red: Granny? Let's have a look at you. She opens the door, picks up a rock on the floor, and finds the words "YOU'RE NEXT!" Flippers: My, my. Forests can be a dangerous place for a little guy like me, with my, well look at me, I'm fuzzy. I don't make it. Chief Grizzly: Don't eat that! Hood vs. Wolf: Settle down, little girl, I'm on to you! 10. âThe black wolfâs curse awakes every time that a full moon points in the middle of the sky.â â Pet Torres. Red: Your face looks really weird, Granny. [hangs up and turns to Japeth, wild-eyed] Mr. Flippers: [squints and scrutinizes the Wolf] Your face looks familiar! I'm about to catch her red-handed. Doing a lot of quilting. [jumps for Red's basket, but she grabs it as she slips and falls towards the woods below], [Red has just fallen from the tram, and has just seen two hungry eyes glaring at her when a squirrel lands and takes a photo of her. Come back here! I just write the news, Chief! Wolf: [taps his mask] Oh, uh, plastic surgery. Midway through, we cut back to Wolf's present day interview]. Maybe a chi tea/latte book. [take 3] Uh, hug your granny, little puddin' pop! Wolf: Huh. Wolf: I wanna know about the girl in the red hood. All the better to scratch my back with! Movies. You know how to get there? Alright! It's covert. Bu-but mostly wolves. Hmm, must be Italian. Disguise was the only way of catching this girl in the act of smuggling. [immediately falls into a small hole, soaking his hoodie and bringing the water up to his waist]. [The Wolf lets out a ferocious roar and she immediately runs away], [Wolf is floating away down the river after being tricked by Red], Wolf: You can't hold on to those recipes forever! Flippers: [incredulous] So, you really took a beating, from a little girl? Det. Red gasps] Afternoon. [Red shoots a disgusted glare at the Wolf as he enters to be interviewed]. Flippers: Indeed you can. Flippers: What about when you're not wearing it? [Wolf lowers his radar]. Nicky Flippers: The woods don't go 'round by themselves. I mean, should I call her? 0 likes. It's just like they always say: "You can't judge a book by its cover". We are in a pickle, and I blame myself. My program's on. Come on in. [As Red discovers a footprint, Twitchy swallows his camera. Boingo: Hey Red! Click-click, heh heh! You crazy wolf! Tommy: [on radio] Yeah, Bruce, you know that guy we've got in the tank? [Another officer puts a muzzle over Wolf's mouth]. Red: If I had wings like you, I'd fly all the way past that mountain [waves towards a snowcapped peak in the distance], and the next one and the next one.....but I can't. Woodpecker: You can't go away! She turns and gasps to find herself face to face with the Wolf]. [The book flips open to a popup map. The Wolf: [stares at Twitchy] You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee? Wolf: [nonchalantly] I was close, too. Flippers: What do you do for a living, Mr. Wolf? Bill Stork outside the cottage]. Flippers: [scratches his tie nervously] Uh, no reason. Chief Grizzly: Yep, that settles it. There is not much known about his early life, only that that he was possibly living with and raised by wolves. I'm part of a secret organization that makes sure that happens. I knew it, it's always either the butler or the wolf! I mean, is it her birthday, or some kind of shim dig, 'cause I'm great at parties! So what are you doing out here in the big bad forest? [Steps out from his hiding place. Red asks Boingo if he is still working for the Muffin Man, but he says that someone stole the recipes last night and as a result, he lost his job. Who's gonna ride the goody bike? Chief Grizzly : Pretty thin Wolf! Is everything okay? Boingo: [glumly] No, he closed up shop. Red: Yeah, well, the woods don't go 'round by themselves. Maybe a china tea/latte book. Wolf: No, you shouldn't. and Hoodwinked Too! Hoodwinked By A Wolfe book. So tell ole Granny what you've got in the basket! Kirk Kirkendall: This is a big and tall mistake! [Tommy and Timmy exchange glances]. Come on, let's get to Granny's. Boingo: Oh, yeah! [does so]. We are in a pickle, and I blame myself. Good call. What's your name? [Cut back to the present day] You say the old lady was already tied up! Did you get my beep? Granny: A trip up the mountain is too dangerous for a little girl. 9. âI am not a wolf in sheepâs clothing, Iâm a wolf in wolfâs clothing.â â Ricky Gervais. I had always heard about call backs. Now come on over here. The scene plays out like the beginning for a few seconds until Red waves her hands in a "stop everything" gesture], Red: No! But we don't arrest people for being creepy. Chief Grizzly: Well you can explain it to the judge. Wolf quotes on guardianship, loyalty and spirit. The Wolf . You've been dodging me all day, but now you might as well give up. The Wolf: We go right to the source. You come up with that yourself? Twitchy: [Sips coffee and his eyes buldge and he starts shaking] Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Flippers: And then, you set off on a dangerous journey up the mountain [flicks an olive off the toothpick, snatching it out of the air with his tongue] alone? Red: Hello. (2005), the Wolf has observed Red's bike being carried across the river by hummingbirds, Twitchy falls from the sky and lands on a tree stump next to the Wolf, who jumps, Sips coffee and his eyes buldge and he starts shaking, Twitchy takes off and bounces all over the place, after having his first taste of coffee and the caffeine obviously getting to him, catching up, out of breath after chasing Red, scratches his right ear against his head with a very forced grimace, Cuts to the Wolf and Twitchy walking in ankle-deep water through a pitch-black tunnel; Twitchy turns on his camera light, immediately falls into a small hole, soaking his hoodie and bringing the water up to his waist, holds up a brightly colored Easter egg with illegible text scribbled on the side, being slowed down on a tape machine so Nicky Flippers can understand him, shows picture of Wolf mounted in fish costume. There's a lot of stories out there that need a happy ending. Banzai! [after having his first taste of coffee and the caffeine obviously getting to him]. This is my case! [With an audible pop, Granny is instantly bound and gagged], Flippers: And then the Axeman Cometh? What kind of candles are those? Red: Oh no! Japeth: [singing] Well you came to the right goat! [Wolf sees a cardboard cutout of Granny and is repulsed], Wolf: [narrating] Lucky for me, Granny keeps a lot of her merchandise around the cottage. [He sees a fisherman on the river bank looking at him intently]. [Twitchy climbs onto a tree branch, at which point Red falls out of the car. [retreats behind the bushes] [continues narrating] I was starting to have my suspicions. It's covert. After this, we're grabbing a bite. Old people just have big ears, dear. Chief Grizzly: Pretty thin, Wolf! Directed by Mike Disa. [Granny bursts out of the closet, bound and gagged]. Somebody took all his recipes last night and now I'm out of a job! Chief Grizzly: Quit playing around, Wolf! Someone hibernated on the wrong side of the cave. Stopping kids in the middle of the forest? Red: No. Red Riding Hood, The Woodsman, Granny, The Wolf. (Movie) voice actors. The Woodsman . Det. [wrestles with Twitchy for the stick, which falls, rolls, and ignites every single stick of dynamite stored in the back. Granny: I have to go now. Their apparent endorsement of male supremacy is, rather, a pathetic striving for self-respect, self-justification, and self-pardon. Thanks, Red! [forcefully scratches his right ear against his head]. Possibly inspired by Shrek, the movie is an Urban Fantasy retelling, using a "Rashomon"-Style interrogation set-up to tell the story, while reinterpreting all of the tale's characters.. Chief Grizzly: [is distracted by something] Wha-what are you doing? Houses falling left and right. Never trust a bunny! He picks up random wildlife noises - a bleating mountain goat, some croaking frogs, and also some German yodeling. The world is too dangerous for me! It's me, Red. [Wolf is drying off on a log when Twitchy hobbles up, panting, and collapses]. I'll get you and your little granny too! That was quite a bit of falling you did just now. Let's hear it from the Wolf's mouth. Red: [shakes her head in disbelief] And Granny... what big eyes you have! Bill Stork: [turns around, startled] Chief! Personality. -- Boingo It's just Old Man Mountain showing us who's boss. Hey, you deliver up this far? [She starts kicking and punching him. Wolf: Box of candles? She seemed happy. [The movie begins in the style of an old movie. That's pretty creepy! He is one of Red Puckett's best friends and Twitchy's leader, boss, and best friend.. [looks around, uncertain] Is everything okay? [Wolf corners Red in the living room with a fireplace poker] (in flashback) Hi-yah! [sniffs] Wow, something smells good. Twitchy: Got the 220x and a photograb with autofocus. [male] Once upon a time, there were four unlikely heroes. Did You Know? in the background, he executes a perfect back flip]. Red: [smiles] Hey, Boingo. is a 2005 film based on the Little Red Riding Hood folktale. [Twitchy falls from the sky and lands on a tree stump next to the Wolf, who jumps]. That brat put up an invisible fence, I tasted metal fillings for a week! Quotes . Boingo: You go over the woods and through the river... no, you don't wanna go through the river. Boingo: [brightens] Oh boy, oh boy! Red: You've gotta admit, a wolf? I was just winding! [turns to Twitchy] What are you doing?! Flippers: That so? Light 'em up! [Wolf pulls out a radar gun, and starts scanning his surroundings. Flippers: Photos don't lie, Chief. The extra weight causes him to fall from his branch and snap a through-the-mouth flash photo of Red]. Wolf:: Yep, gravity's working. Wolf: Those sheep made me hungry. Red goes over to the wolf and comments on what big hands he has, what big ears he has, and what big eyes he has. 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